Boy the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us we had it made. Those were the days. So join us here each week my friends you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. A man is born he's a man of means. Then along come two they got nothin' but their jeans. It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights. It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the millionaire and his wife. Their house is a museum where people come to see ‘em. They really are a scream the Addams Family. Now were up in the big leagues getting' our turn at bat. Texas tea., A man is born he's a man of means. Then along come two they got nothin' but their jeans. Said Californ'y is the place you ought to be So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Swimmin' pools movie stars.

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. Boy the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us we had it made. Those were the days. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Its a neighborly day in this beautywood a neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? The mate was a mighty sailin' man the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour a three hour tour. And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there-under under the sea! They were four men living all together yet they were all alone. Well we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. And if you threw a party - invited everyone you knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend." Just two good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you've ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. Just two good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you've ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. Doin' it our way. There's nothing we wont try. Never heard the word impossible. This time there's no stopping us. They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the millionaire and his wife. But they got diff'rent strokes. It takes diff'rent strokes - it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Well we're movin' on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

Today still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. So this is the tale of our castaways they're here for a long long time. They'll have to make the best of things its an uphill climb." The mate was a mighty sailin' man the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour a three hour tour. Come and dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We've a loveable space that needs your face threes company too." Well we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky., So get a witch's shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family. And you know where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.